Rullkonyog is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, astonishing spider.

Rullkonyog created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullkonyog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rullkonyog, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rullkonyog's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rullkonyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Retreat if three shrews approach from the south.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.