Ponbaggig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, idiotic aardvark.

Ponbaggig created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponbaggig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ponbaggig, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ponbaggig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Ponbaggig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured cats.

2. Always obey Ponbaggig's priests.

3. Always help sick moths.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always pray immersed in water.