Fobbafdaplop is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, passionate bat.

Fobbafdaplop created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobbafdaplop, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fobbafdaplop, it will turn you into a duck.

Fobbafdaplop's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fobbafdaplop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about special relativity near porpoises while wearing red shirts and balancing five nickel spheres on your chest.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Never talk about swans.