Lagtiglik is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, vain squid.

Lagtiglik created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Lagtiglik, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lagtiglik, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Lagtiglik's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Lagtiglik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Lagtiglik.

3. Hide from gray dolphins for they are unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about gravity.