Talbarnvegrillomindobfly is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart butterfly.

Talbarnvegrillomindobfly created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talbarnvegrillomindobfly, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Talbarnvegrillomindobfly, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Talbarnvegrillomindobfly's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Talbarnvegrillomindobfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Always help sick monkeys.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never eat oranges.