Danmobfem is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, charitable dragon.

Danmobfem created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danmobfem, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Danmobfem, she will turn you into a plant.

Danmobfem's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Danmobfem's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Danmobfem six times a day.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Never mention gulls.

5. Always stare at clouds.