Tiftettigat is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, weak owl.

Tiftettigat created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Tiftettigat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tiftettigat, she will remove you from existence.

Tiftettigat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tiftettigat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four lead sculptures of Tiftettigat on top of important buildings.

2. Worship no other gods but Tiftettigat.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Retreat if eight rats approach from the east.

5. Never eat green fruit.