Fobrennak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent aardvark.

Fobrennak created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fobrennak, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fobrennak, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fobrennak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fobrennak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Fobrennak in the centre of the settlement.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.