Cinxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful sheep.

Cinxuc created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinxuc, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cinxuc, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cinxuc's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cinxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. You must pray to Cinxuc six times a day.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Never laugh in holy places.
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