Stikrakdib Cibbenxin is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous wyrm.

Stikrakdib Cibbenxin created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikrakdib Cibbenxin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stikrakdib Cibbenxin, he will turn you into a dog.

Stikrakdib Cibbenxin's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Stikrakdib Cibbenxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always look after injured squirrels.

3. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near ants while wearing black tights and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your neck.