Quamyimpak Vabladflap is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental
hippopotamus.
Quamyimpak Vabladflap created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quamyimpak Vabladflap, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Quamyimpak Vabladflap, he will turn you into a giant slug.
Quamyimpak Vabladflap's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Quamyimpak Vabladflap's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Pray towards the west.
3. Do not hurt great tits.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Always help mites in need.