Rilpascan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able jackal.

Rilpascan created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilpascan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rilpascan, he will turn you into a dog.

Rilpascan's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Rilpascan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Always stare at clouds.