Yoknat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, narcissistic crab.

Yoknat created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yoknat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yoknat, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yoknat's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Yoknat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Run away from violet foxes, for they are unholy.