Sanquafdap is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, moody giraffe.

Sanquafdap created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanquafdap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sanquafdap, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sanquafdap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sanquafdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record signs concerning comets.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

3. Never allow rats to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Always help snails.