Gunbapcud Megontdub is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless sheep.

Gunbapcud Megontdub created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gunbapcud Megontdub, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gunbapcud Megontdub, it will not care at all.

Gunbapcud Megontdub's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gunbapcud Megontdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mites with great respect.

2. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

5. Never chant in the presence of elders.