Busbonkhitgonjabbinveen is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty hare.

Busbonkhitgonjabbinveen created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busbonkhitgonjabbinveen, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Busbonkhitgonjabbinveen, she will turn you into a dog.

Busbonkhitgonjabbinveen's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Busbonkhitgonjabbinveen's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never hurt nematodes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.