Cipdutveglimnullbut is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, proud dolphin.

Cipdutveglimnullbut created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Cipdutveglimnullbut, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cipdutveglimnullbut, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cipdutveglimnullbut's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cipdutveglimnullbut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Cipdutveglimnullbut on top of all buildings.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cipdutveglimnullbut.

3. Never feed lots of bread to grasshopers while wearing blue trousers.

4. Never mention eagles.

5. Do not make images of living things.