Rutaflik is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, kind goat.

Rutaflik created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Rutaflik, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rutaflik, she will throw large rocks at you.

Rutaflik's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Rutaflik's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four badgers approach from the west.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Rutaflik loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

5. Never adorn your face with white markings.