Catmitmig is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, confident donkey.

Catmitmig created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catmitmig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Catmitmig, he will refuse to believe in you.

Catmitmig's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Catmitmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Catmitmig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Hide if nine grasshopers approach from the west.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. You must never eat spinach.
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