Cissjenbass is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent
snail.
Cissjenbass created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cissjenbass, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Cissjenbass, she will turn you into a hamster.
Cissjenbass' most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Cissjenbass' Holy Commandments1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Ants are not to be trusted.
3. Do not dye your hair purple.
4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.