Lamfumbum Gunspaglag is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, passionate jackal.

Lamfumbum Gunspaglag created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamfumbum Gunspaglag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lamfumbum Gunspaglag, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Lamfumbum Gunspaglag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Lamfumbum Gunspaglag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Do not prepare rice while filled with fear.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.