Natdodtap Arfdissveen is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered
wasp.
Natdodtap Arfdissveen created the Sun three million years ago.
If you believe in
Natdodtap Arfdissveen, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Natdodtap Arfdissveen, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Natdodtap Arfdissveen's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Natdodtap Arfdissveen's Holy Commandments1. Never think about planets.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Never think about cell theory.
4. Never sing in holy places.
5. Hide if six shrews approach from the west.