Huntonsom is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, irritating frog.

Huntonsom created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Huntonsom, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Huntonsom, she will make you grow a tail.

Huntonsom's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Huntonsom's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

2. Never mark doors with magenta.

3. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

4. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.