Kipfotbap is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, vain dragon.

Kipfotbap created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipfotbap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kipfotbap, he will turn you into a sheep.

Kipfotbap's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Kipfotbap's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Kipfotbap.

2. Run away if eight tapirs approach from the west.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Always look after injured sharks.