Dotdimcum is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, humane lizard.

Dotdimcum created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotdimcum, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dotdimcum, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dotdimcum's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dotdimcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tapirs.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying bone.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

5. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.