Ladfitbun Bugcudgod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless tortoise.

Ladfitbun Bugcudgod created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ladfitbun Bugcudgod, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ladfitbun Bugcudgod, she will torture you forever.

Ladfitbun Bugcudgod's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Ladfitbun Bugcudgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never prepare beans during autumn.

3. Never remain standing at dawn.

4. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

5. Never play with disobedient children.