Fempakwad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable hippopotamus.

Fempakwad created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fempakwad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fempakwad, it will turn you into a dog.

Fempakwad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fempakwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Worship no other gods but Fempakwad.

5. Do not stand on grass.