Didmaprat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind crocodile.

Didmaprat created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Didmaprat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Didmaprat, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Didmaprat's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Didmaprat's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near gulls.

2. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Didmaprat on top of important buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.
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