Fempakwad is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable
hippopotamus.
Fempakwad created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fempakwad, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Fempakwad, it will turn you into a dog.
Fempakwad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Fempakwad's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never speak aloud of signs.
4. Worship no other gods but Fempakwad.
5. Do not stand on grass.