Spag is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud eagle.

Spag created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Spag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Spag, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Spag's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Spag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick seals.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must love Spag.

5. Never eat parsnips.