Vilbadsom is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, sapient crow.

Vilbadsom created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilbadsom, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vilbadsom, she will turn you into a rat.

Vilbadsom's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Vilbadsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. Never handle silver while unclean.

3. Always look after injured badgers.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near moths while wearing gray scarves and balancing seven nickel spheres on your head.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.