Bastsabcen is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, kind jackal.

Bastsabcen created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastsabcen, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bastsabcen, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bastsabcen's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bastsabcen's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.