Hakladbarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, loving monkey.

Hakladbarn created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hakladbarn, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hakladbarn, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hakladbarn's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hakladbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.