Xinnadtar is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, charitable fairy.

Xinnadtar created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Xinnadtar, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xinnadtar, she will turn you into a duck.

Xinnadtar's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Xinnadtar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Put Xinnadtar first in all things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never feed pineapples to sharks while wearing orange ear rings.