Rulshavmisgun is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unthinking hydra.

Rulshavmisgun created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Rulshavmisgun, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rulshavmisgun, she will strike you with lightening.

Rulshavmisgun's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Rulshavmisgun's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Hide from cyan voles for they are unholy.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Great tits are not to be trusted.

5. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.