Tindissrak is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced cow.

Tindissrak created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Tindissrak, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tindissrak, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tindissrak's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tindissrak's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help otters in need.