Cunzogquatyikrowranflowot Jenbaftam is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, pitiless warg.

Cunzogquatyikrowranflowot Jenbaftam created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunzogquatyikrowranflowot Jenbaftam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cunzogquatyikrowranflowot Jenbaftam, she will turn you into a frog.

Cunzogquatyikrowranflowot Jenbaftam's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cunzogquatyikrowranflowot Jenbaftam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always act with patience when addressing elders.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.