Volhinkem is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, benevolent goblin.

Volhinkem created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Volhinkem, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Volhinkem, it will turn you into a sheep.

Volhinkem's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Volhinkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Always help sick dogs.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.