Bitcidcet is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody snail.

Bitcidcet created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bitcidcet, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bitcidcet, she will strike you with lightening.

Bitcidcet's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bitcidcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to nine before sleeping.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bitcidcet.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.