Bigbunnull is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, fast centipede.

Bigbunnull created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigbunnull, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bigbunnull, she will not invite you to parties.

Bigbunnull's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bigbunnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather seven horses in one place.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Never talk about special relativity near cats while wearing magenta scarves.

5. Never feed grapes to mites while wearing trousers.