Sakfenpib Somrotnull is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, impressive wren.

Sakfenpib Somrotnull created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakfenpib Somrotnull, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sakfenpib Somrotnull, she will not care.

Sakfenpib Somrotnull's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Sakfenpib Somrotnull's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never feed spinach to manatees while wearing dresses.

3. Always obey Sakfenpib Somrotnull's priests.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not shave your feet.