Rulsidpark is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, narcissistic lizard.

Rulsidpark created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulsidpark, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rulsidpark, it will turn you into a plant.

Rulsidpark's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rulsidpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always store spinach above ground.

3. Rulsidpark loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about comets.