Bopstanven is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless bat.

Bopstanven created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopstanven, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bopstanven, it will think nothing of it.

Bopstanven's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bopstanven's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near dolphins while wearing yellow boots.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Bopstanven in the centre of the settlement.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.