Panhinvog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, flying unicorn.

Panhinvog created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Panhinvog, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Panhinvog, she will destroy your favourite star.

Panhinvog's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Panhinvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Never feed melons to turtles while wearing trousers.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Do not chop down trees.