Gepdinfig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful hyena.

Gepdinfig created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepdinfig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gepdinfig, he will be very sad.

Gepdinfig's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gepdinfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to porpoises while wearing violet shirts.

2. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never mention pigs.

5. Run away if eight gulls approach from the south.