Gubnurhad Titsterfly is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful bat.

Gubnurhad Titsterfly created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Gubnurhad Titsterfly, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gubnurhad Titsterfly, he will be very sad.

Gubnurhad Titsterfly's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gubnurhad Titsterfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with envy.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not take Gubnurhad Titsterfly's name in vain.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.