Sakgonkad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow owl.

Sakgonkad created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakgonkad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sakgonkad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Sakgonkad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Sakgonkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never feed coconuts to seals while wearing green corsets.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Put Sakgonkad first in all things.

5. Never talk about special relativity.
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