Narltomcid is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart crane.

Narltomcid created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narltomcid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Narltomcid, he will ignore you.

Narltomcid's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Narltomcid's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Do not hurt goats.