Dimtapgat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty troll.

Dimtapgat created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimtapgat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimtapgat, he will not care.

Dimtapgat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dimtapgat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never handle platinum while unclean.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

5. Do not name children after bats.