Arnhinhun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, grumpy guinea pig.

Arnhinhun created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnhinhun, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Arnhinhun, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Arnhinhun's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Arnhinhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always store cherries above ground.

2. Never prepare cucumbers during autumn.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Do not gather at walls at dusk.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.