Nakhasnak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, awe-inspiring snake.

Nakhasnak created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Nakhasnak, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nakhasnak, it will turn you into a goat.

Nakhasnak's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Nakhasnak's Holy Commandments

1. Nakhasnak loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Do not name children after horses.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always cleanse oil with water.

5. Do not jump at crossroads.