Giddotbog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited coyote.

Giddotbog created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Giddotbog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Giddotbog, he will turn you into a rock.

Giddotbog's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Giddotbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Put Giddotbog first in all things.

4. Never feed lots of onions to nematodes while wearing cyan coats.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.