Ganfadbom is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonourable aardvark.

Ganfadbom created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganfadbom, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ganfadbom, he will turn you into a mole.

Ganfadbom's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Ganfadbom's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Ganfadbom.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not take Ganfadbom's name in vain.

5. Never talk about fire.