Litarfdin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, smart rat.

Litarfdin created viruses eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litarfdin, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Litarfdin, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Litarfdin's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Litarfdin's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never mix lemons with oil.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Litarfdin.