Rakflisham is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, omnipotent alligator.

Rakflisham created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Rakflisham, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rakflisham, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Rakflisham's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Rakflisham's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Rakflisham on top of all buildings.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Put Rakflisham first in all things.