Pitzedbun is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless
dolphin.
Pitzedbun created snails three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pitzedbun, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Pitzedbun, it will have a low opinion of you.
Pitzedbun's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Pitzedbun's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear iron on your body.
2. Never think about spacetime.
3. Always help cats.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.