Pitzedbun is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless dolphin.

Pitzedbun created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitzedbun, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pitzedbun, it will have a low opinion of you.

Pitzedbun's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Pitzedbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Always help cats.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.