Him is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthinking cobra.

Him created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Him, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Him, it will have a low opinion of you.

Him's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Him's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Him.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.