Kem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, charitable beaver.

Kem created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Kem, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kem, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kem's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Kem's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine doves approach from the east.

2. Always maintain purity during holy days.

3. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kem.