Guprawgil is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unfair salamander.

Guprawgil created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Guprawgil, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Guprawgil, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Guprawgil's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Guprawgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Never paint your head mauve.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never point your arms toward the north during prayer.