Bossitdud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless jaguar.

Bossitdud created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossitdud, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bossitdud, it will turn you into a snail.

Bossitdud's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bossitdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your feet with orange.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Never hurt bats.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never pray while filled with joy.