Dabrotgabpigflistom is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, passionate shark.

Dabrotgabpigflistom created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Dabrotgabpigflistom, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dabrotgabpigflistom, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dabrotgabpigflistom's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Dabrotgabpigflistom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. Dabrotgabpigflistom loves geese, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not stand on grass.