Bafstafflig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, smart scorpion.

Bafstafflig created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafstafflig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bafstafflig, it will turn you into a worm.

Bafstafflig's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bafstafflig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Gulls are not to be trusted.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.