Vigcimkar is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, impressive swallow.

Vigcimkar created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigcimkar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Vigcimkar, it will turn you into a snail.

Vigcimkar's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vigcimkar's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near dogs while wearing brown shoes and balancing six aluminium spheres on your arms.

3. Never sprint near swans.

4. Do not hurt snakes.

5. Never look in ponds.