Flykabhig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic duck.

Flykabhig created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flykabhig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flykabhig, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Flykabhig's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Flykabhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.

3. Do not prepare melons while filled with envy.

4. Never pray while filled with fear.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.