Budtonbut is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, selfish jaguar.

Budtonbut created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budtonbut, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Budtonbut, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Budtonbut's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Budtonbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near eagles while wearing cyan tights and balancing six tin spheres on your arms.

2. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Budtonbut in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Budtonbut in the centre of the settlement.