Dumhitmidben is a god.

It takes the form of a large, strong aardvark.

Dumhitmidben created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumhitmidben, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dumhitmidben, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dumhitmidben's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dumhitmidben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record signs concerning asteroids.

2. Never prepare tomatoes during spring.

3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always wear red.