Zimhasrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, humane badger.

Zimhasrag created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zimhasrag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zimhasrag, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Zimhasrag's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Zimhasrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back mauve.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never feed coconuts to mites while wearing skirts.