Sigspagrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, almighty cat.

Sigspagrutt created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigspagrutt, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sigspagrutt, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Sigspagrutt's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sigspagrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in autumn.

2. Do not gather at bridges at midnight.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near sheep while wearing magenta stockings and balancing nine nickel spheres on your head.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink alcohol.