Voncitbot is a god.

He takes the form of a large, weak sheep.

Voncitbot created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Voncitbot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Voncitbot, he will torture you forever.

Voncitbot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Voncitbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Run away from green nematodes, for they are unholy.

5. Never mention cats.
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